Our journey to Australia was coming to a close. What an awesome summer!
Filled with adventure, excitement, and my skunk best friend spraying practically everyone we crossed paths with.
I decided to interview my friend (I will refer to her simply as " T" for
the interview) to find out why she feels the need to punish people with her disgusting smelling bodily fluid.

Me - T we have one more night left in Australia do you think you can go till
morning without spraying anyone else ?

T - That really isn't my decision is it? People here in Australia don't
seem to understand not to piss off skunks .

Me - Well there aren't many skunks living down here is there? They
probably don't know any better. And if they do they expect a skunk to have
the big black tail with a big white stripe down the middle. You have a dark
purple tail, and dark purple hair. Your ears could be squirrel ears , or
some weird cat .

T - Yeah but I've told people here "I'm going to spray you." and they
haven't backed off. Like those guys on the train.

Me - Well most of those people don't really know what skunks can do. I
don't think they can even show a skunk spraying on cable, because obviously where it comes out .

T - That isn't my problem. If someone had a bushy tail no matter what color
told me they were going to spray me and lifted that tail or did a handstand
I would fucking run. Especially since there is no law against spraying down here. I should be free to squirt away.

Me - Let's go back to that trailer last week.

T - I told those guys I was a skunk when we first met them.

Me - Ok I'll tell the story you respond when I'm through, ok?

T - OK
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Story - What happened at the trailer

by Jayontherun 288

It was two weeks ago about four days after T sprayed the guys on the train.
We had just left another train earlier in the day and we were wandering through a field in the countryside. When all of a sudden we found a clearing. The clearing had a big fire pit, some logs around it to sit on and beside the clearing an old abandoned trailer. We decided to set up camp there for the night. We went in and explored the trailer, it was dirty but not filthy. So we decided to just sleep in it in our sleeping bags instead of setting up our tent (which could be a real pain in the ass).
We started a fire as the sun was going down when a group of locals showed up. Three guys , and two girls. Two of the guys were dingos, on was a big fat kangaroo. One of the girls was a koala and the other was a dog. We asked them if it was ok for us to hang out in there area for the night, and they said it was cool . They noticed our accents and asked us if we were American. We said yes then one of them (the fat guy) said "well well two squirrels far from home" .
T corrected him and I'm sure they all heard her "Actually I'm not a squirel, I'm a skunk, but I dyed my tail so you can't really tell."
I guess they should have all taken note. I mean she didn't scream it out. But they should have taken mental notes at that point . The locals brought a case of beer with them. Soon we were all drunk , and the guys were hitting on us to the chagrin of the girls. But we were from out of town, beer was flowing, these things happen . Hours passed and the fat kangaroo would not stop hitting on T. He was starting to get crude with her.
'Oh no, not again' I thought but she let him keep talking without getting too mad. Then when we were sitting around the fire he said "Hey I can see your knickers up your skirt" . T adjusted her skirt and crossed her legs.
"That's not true." she responded.
"How do you know I didn't just see 'em?" He asked .
"Because I don't wear knickers" she snarled back, "I never know when I need easy access down there."
"Now that's fuckin sexy" he replied. This idiot he was begging to be sprayed . But it didn't happen, he was spared . The locals got in there truck and drove off . The next morning it got ugly. The locals returned as we were waking up. I was inside the trailer drinking a cup of coffee (the fire was still going), and reading a magazine . T was outside of the trailer taking her morning pee . When fat kangaroo rounded the corner he caught T with her skirt up around her waist, squatting down relieving herself into the sand . So what was the first thing he said to her? Not oh excuse me miss. No he said "Nice fuckin ass!"
"Fuck off." she responded, "I'm trying to piss here."
But he stuck around.
"I'm warning you to fuck off!" She said loud enough for me to hear in the trailer . But he responded by staying put, and continuing to tease her .
"Yeah you weren't lying you really don't wear underwear."
So she stood up with her skirt still bunched up around her waist and dripped dry. Then the other locals came around the corner and found fat kangaroo staring at T with her skirt hiked up at her waist and no underwear on.
"What the hell is going on here?" One of the dingo's asked.
"Ask your friend" said T as she walked up the stairs into the trailer with her skirt still up . This is what I saw as she came up the stairs . FK following right behind her looking at her bare ass. I saw his face framed perfectly between her thighs as she
reached the top step. Then she sprayed. Hssssssst. Real quick out of the blue. All the space between her legs and all around her bottom became tinted pale yellow . It was like looking through a fine yellow mist. I mean it was a spray. That's exactly what it was. A spray from her asshole .
FK fell backwards off the steps rubbing the musk deep into his eyes. He was
crying out "You fucking bitch, what'd you do to me?"
"She's a skunk" said one of the girls, "You just got sprayed by a skunk."
"You sick bitch!" Called one of the other girls. Then T marched out of the trailer with her skirt still up around her waist . She marched in between FK and the others,
bent at the waist, raised her tail, and sprayed another dose on FK .
"I have enough for all of you if you feel left out." she announced . They ended up
walking FK back to town because they wouldn't let him in the truck .
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T - So what did I say the night before? I'm a skunk for one, and for two I
don't wear underwear because I don't know when I might need easy access .

Me - Yeah but they may not have put two and two together. A skunk that doesn't wear underwear in case she needs to spray.

T - That's not my fault.

Me - OK so how about the beach incident?

T - That was a lesson in manners they really needed to learn.

Me- Shall I tell that story too, it's short

T - Be my guest
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Story - What happened on the beach

by Jayontherun288

So it was three days after T sprayed FK (fat kangaroo) and about three
days before we were set to return to America. We decided to get a nice expensive hotel near the ocean for our final weekend down under. We strolled along miles of beach until we hit an area with no one else around. The ocean looked really
tempting it was hot out and we decided instead of just wading in it we were going to take a swim. So we looked around so no one else and took off all our clothes. We hid them in a bush near the sand so if anyone came along they wouldn't spot them. But I guess we didn't hide them well enough. We swam for about an hour. Skinny dipping rules, it is the most comfortable feeling ever. Then we walked naked to the bushes and found our clothes gone. So we looked around and suddenly these three guys jump out of the bushes holding our clothes and waving them in front of us . Again dingos.
So T, who was in a really good mood up till that point says "Give us our clothes or I promise I will ruin the rest of your summer."
These guys are running back and forth playing catch with our clothes .
"Don't spray our clothes, ok?" I say to T. Because I know what's going to happen. T gets into a handstand, and spreads her legs far apart. There is a guy in front of her who has just thrown her clothes so he has nothing in his hands . He is totally mesmerized by her handstand . After all she's butt naked, and has a really fit body. He's looking straight into her crotch which is level with his face, and T has deadly accuracy. So she squirts two thick streams right in his face.. Then before he even doubles over she is back on her feet, bent over looking between her legs at the guy with her tail straight up. I see her asshole pucker again, and for the first time ever I'm at an angle where I see her " nipples " pop out of her butt . She squirts two more accurate shots in his face . Psssssst! Then I start to smell it. She is really fast . I'm glad I've never been on her bad side .
Then she runs after the next closest guy "Drop our clothes asshole."
Meanwhile the one guy that just got it is in the ocean splashing water in his face.
The guy with our cloths trips. T runs really fast, she used to compete when she was in the juvenile home (that's where we met actually). So the guy trips.
The clothes he had in his hands drop in front of him. She catches up to him
as he's getting up, squats down over his head as he's looking up and gives him a quick spray. She misses his face. So she drops down in front of him on all fours and gives him another quick spray to the face as she's picking up or clothes. The other guy has run far off and I'm chasing him. The other two are totally blind, immobilized. I catch up to the third guy and tackle him . I'm tiny, barely five feet high. But
I tackle this guy with my clothes and I'm wrestling him NAKED. T catches up
and gets into a position I've never seen. She drops down so that her hands, and feet are flat on the ground and her belly is facing up. Her tail is flat against her back. "Give my friend her clothes she orders the guy."
He looks freaked out, and throws me our clothes. Then T lets him have a
little squirt from between her legs. I didn't realize she could aim her nozzles in front of her like that but I guess I learned. She gave a quick little squirt to his face while looking him straight in the eyes. Then she flipped her body over so that she was facing away from him. Her hands were still flat on the ground, her knees were bent, and she was balancing on her bent toes . Tail as straight up as it could go . Then she started just raining it down on him. Squirting up and down his face, and body. It
sounded like when you pour water onto the ground from a high height.
"You like beating up little girls?" She asked him , as he curled into a ball. Then she started to spray him . Psssst , psssssssst, pssssssssst!
"are you done harassing women?" She asked.
"Yes please stop! I'm sorry!" he said crying.
"Are you empty yet?" I asked her, "I mean you should save some in case we need it some other time."
"I'm fine" she answered. Then she got up . But before we walked off she squatted down and gave one more quick one .
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Me - And that was our summer in Australia

T- They'll probably have to make new laws if I ever decide to go back.